December 2011
anymore i dont know if it’s me or everybody else.
“No wonder some women are unconsciously passive aggressive when expressing anger,...”
– Why Women Aren’t Crazy (via lagrandefille)
i come home to spend time with my family and they’re gone all day and night? okay. guess i’m spending it with ryan gosling and a big bucket of animal crackers then.
i just put →
like half of the things in my etsy shop on sale.
this christmas was the best christmas in years. almost got hit by a nun driving an suv (i still think this is hilarious, i dont know why), got lots of awesome presents (including a massive herd of vintage plastic deer omg), had an amazing family dinner, and then finished it off with possibly the best sex i have ever had. thanks, santa.
christmas haul so far: 3 bras from frederick’s of hollywood (and jesus are they the best bras ever. must buy more), a dress from urban outfitters, makeup, a gift card for $50 from my brother to buy myself clothes, new workout pants since mine had holes everywhere, a pair of black vans, and my mom paid someone to take all the data off my old laptop since it forever has the black screen of...
things that are smart: looking at things that are guaranteed to make me cry.
so i took a bunch of allergy medication and aleve and my sore throat is gone but now i am just wide awake and laughing hysterically at things that arent even funny. oh boy.
why are men such pigs? i wish i could be a lesbian.
